Posted On: March 30, 2010 by John Bratt

You Might be A Bad Person If...

You pull into a what you think is a utility road to make a phone call. You were wrong. It is not a utility road, it is a driveway. The people who own it ask you to leave. This makes you mad. So you wait a while until they leave. Then you go back, steal their dog, and throw it off a bridge from a moving car.

You are a bad person.

However long this guy gets in jail, it isn't enough.

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